 Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just
before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and
get a coke.".
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for
you.". As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe
and spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks
good, I'd re ally like one, too.". Again, the Marine obligingly went
to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the
Marines other shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the Ma rine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked, rhetorically: "How long
must this go on? ... This fighting between our nations? ...
This hatred? ... This animosity? ... This spitting in
shoes? ... This peeing in cokes ... ?".
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